Heh, my wife is jealous in a different way. I have 2 young daughters 2 and 3 years old. They have a MD in their playroom, which is where they spend most of their day. They can get all wound up, and she can't get them to calm down, so she pulls up her orbiter on the laptop, and starts a show in the playroom, and says.. "I think Dora and Yo Gabba Gabba are playing in your toy room...." and in a flash they are in there and quiet.
So she is jealous that the LMCE system has more control over her children than she does
But if it could file divorce papers as well, as much time as I spend tweaking and customizing the system, I think I would be in the same boat as you. With the system and some type of media to play, all she needs me for is the $$$ I bring home, LOL. j/k
Best Regards,
Seth