Random story I thought the community would like.

[Dale_K]

So, my wife and I are bantering back and fourth, giving each other a hard time and at one point in the conversation I say: "Sure, then you'd leave me for a younger man." 

She gets a deadpan serious look on her face and says: "Honey, I'd never leave you, you'd take the movie server."

Needless to say I was stunned and had no retort.  We then laughed for twenty minutes.

[colinjones]

hehehe

[bongowongo]

Did you have bongo-action?

[Ray_N]

Nice! 

Imagine THAT conversation in divorce court...
"Well, your honor...he can keep the dog, the cat, the mustang and the house. But I'm keeping the movie server..."

[tschak909]

"'Least I have Chicken."

no really, no big loss, just back it up.

[justdeb]

Like children - would you have joint custody and allowed so many hours viewing

I was talking to my wife about that and she just laughed and said - the kids would stay wherever the movies were.