>none of these, that i saw, had gyration.
>none of them have a follow me option for linuxmce.
>not all of them have wireless capability and most are infrared only.
>none of them have cool misspellings like "FIIRE" for their name
You didn't look hard enough....
http://www.woolworths.co.uk/web/jsp/product/index.jsp?pid=50785645
http://www.tesco.com/entertainment/product.aspx?R=751840&bci=4%7CGames*4294207740%7CNINTENDO%20WII%20HARDWARE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ytdW6Ys2A
http://onakasuita.org/wii/index-e.html
Ok...they don't have follow me but frankly don't care about that....and its cooler to
spell ffire as phyre or fyre Phire would have sufficed. Ffire sounds like you got a speech problem.

>none of them have a follow me option for linuxmce.
>not all of them have wireless capability and most are infrared only.
>none of them have cool misspellings like "FIIRE" for their name

You didn't look hard enough....
http://www.woolworths.co.uk/web/jsp/product/index.jsp?pid=50785645
http://www.tesco.com/entertainment/product.aspx?R=751840&bci=4%7CGames*4294207740%7CNINTENDO%20WII%20HARDWARE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ytdW6Ys2A
http://onakasuita.org/wii/index-e.html
Ok...they don't have follow me but frankly don't care about that....and its cooler to
spell ffire as phyre or fyre Phire would have sufficed. Ffire sounds like you got a speech problem.
