I don't know where you're from but we don't joke like that around here. You'll definitely catch an beaten with jokes like that, and that's not a threat, that is what it is, I've seen it happen. People don't like it. Unless you're best friends with the person wifes, Girlfriends, Sons and daughters are off limits.
Again, I'm just going to pretend I miss understood you. We're still cool, let's just keep it moving and get back on topic.